Maico Rosado Jr of Allentown Pennsylvania was recently sentenced to prison, for stealing a few really dumb items. First up, a dollar-store houseplant. Apparently, the man broke into a home and nabbed the houseplant because he thought it was a marijuana plant. From there, he broke into a local bar and pointed a gun at the bartender, but before he could say or do anything, he decided to book it, but left with a keepsake dollar bill framed on the way. From there, Rosado was arrested, and ultimately sentenced to 15 years in prison for his actions, with a houseplant and a dollar bill to show for them.