Tool of the Day: Colonious Thomas

A man is out of the hospital and now faces charges after he tried to channel the racers at a recent NASCAR race. Colonious Thomas was tailgating before the race when he got hold of a golf cart and began whipping around the parking lot like a pro. However, the main problems with this were…the man was drunk…and the man was running over other race fans, breaking arms, legs, and even having a few crack their heads open on the pavement. After injuring himself and recouping in the hospital for a number of days, he now has to deal with the consequences of his actions…which is most likely a lot of time behind bars.

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